1 00:00:01,590 --> 00:00:02,910 ?Are you ready kids- 2 00:00:02,910 --> 00:00:04,640 !CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain 3 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:06,510 .I can't hear you- 4 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:07,570 !CHILDREN: Aye-aye, Captain 5 00:00:07,570 --> 00:00:08,270 --Oh- 6 00:00:10,470 --> 00:00:12,730 THEME SONG: Who lives in ?a pineapple under the sea 7 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,670 !SpongeBob SquarePants 8 00:00:14,670 --> 00:00:17,020 Absorbent and yellow !and porous is he 9 00:00:17,020 --> 00:00:18,820 !SpongeBob SquarePants 10 00:00:18,820 --> 00:00:21,330 If nautical nonsense --be something you wish 11 00:00:21,330 --> 00:00:23,250 !SpongeBob SquarePants 12 00:00:23,250 --> 00:00:25,400 Then drop on the deck !and flop like a fish 13 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,370 !SpongeBob SquarePants 14 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,350 ?Ready 15 00:00:27,350 --> 00:00:30,270 ,SpongeBob SquarePants ,SpongeBob SquarePants 16 00:00:30,270 --> 00:00:32,710 ,SpongeBob SquarePants .SpongeBob SquarePants 17 00:00:32,710 --> 00:00:36,100 !SpongeBob SquarePants 18 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:38,050 [LAUGHTER] 19 00:00:55,460 --> 00:00:58,950 NARRATOR: Welcome to Bikini Bottom, where can be found some 20 00:00:58,950 --> 00:01:03,110 of the finest specimens .of undersea life 21 00:01:03,110 --> 00:01:04,570 .Well, you know 22 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:11,970 ?An award- 23 00:01:11,970 --> 00:01:14,140 !I never got an award before 24 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:18,940 !Look, rock 25 00:01:18,940 --> 00:01:20,930 !I got an award 26 00:01:20,930 --> 00:01:22,930 !Jellyfish, I got an award 27 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,920 --Island, I got an awa 28 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:30,270 [GASP] 29 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:32,840 .I gotta show SpongeBob 30 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,640 .Hold still, Gary- 31 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:37,400 .Almost done 32 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:38,880 ?Hey, SpongeBob, guess what- 33 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:40,290 !I got an award 34 00:01:40,290 --> 00:01:41,060 .That's great, Patrick- 35 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,620 ?What's it for 36 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:45,090 .See for yourself- 37 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:48,410 For outstanding- --achievement in achievement 38 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:50,550 .SpongeBob SquarePants 39 00:01:50,550 --> 00:01:52,110 ?SpongeBob SquarePants- 40 00:01:52,110 --> 00:01:55,650 That's a funny way .to spell my name 41 00:01:55,650 --> 00:01:58,370 Patrick, I think- .the award is for me 42 00:01:58,370 --> 00:02:00,170 .You must have got it by mistake 43 00:02:00,170 --> 00:02:02,560 .But it's shiny- 44 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:03,260 .Yeah- 45 00:02:03,260 --> 00:02:05,940 ?But you know what else is shiny 46 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,230 !Ice cream- 47 00:02:07,230 --> 00:02:08,660 !Exactly- 48 00:02:08,660 --> 00:02:09,680 !I can find it- 49 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:10,420 ?Is it in here 50 00:02:10,420 --> 00:02:18,240 No, don't, that's- .my-- award closet 51 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:21,320 !I want an award- 52 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,600 .Aw, Patrick, don't cry- 53 00:02:27,350 --> 00:02:30,360 .You'll get an award one day 54 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,470 I'm never gonna get- an award, because I've 55 00:02:32,470 --> 00:02:34,140 .never done anything 56 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,700 !But you're Patrick-- Star- 57 00:02:37,700 --> 00:02:39,840 .You can do anything you want 58 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,960 .That's easy for you to say- 59 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:44,850 .You're SpongeBob 60 00:02:44,850 --> 00:02:46,870 Patrick, if you- ,want to win an award 61 00:02:46,870 --> 00:02:48,150 .you have to do something 62 00:02:48,150 --> 00:02:50,330 .Hm- 63 00:02:50,330 --> 00:02:51,910 I want to defeat the giant monkey man 64 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:53,580 !and save the ninth dimension 65 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:54,640 !Me too- 66 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:57,010 .But that sounds a little hard 67 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,960 ?Why don't we start smaller 68 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,640 I wanna defeat the- little monkey man 69 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:02,060 !and save the eighth dimension 70 00:03:02,060 --> 00:03:03,360 .Smaller- 71 00:03:03,360 --> 00:03:04,260 .Doctor- 72 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:05,140 .Smaller- 73 00:03:05,140 --> 00:03:05,840 ?Fireman- 74 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:07,890 .The smallest you can think of- 75 00:03:07,890 --> 00:03:10,420 ?A job at the Krusty Krab- 76 00:03:10,420 --> 00:03:11,350 !Yeah- 77 00:03:11,350 --> 00:03:13,550 I do things at .work all the time 78 00:03:13,550 --> 00:03:16,170 !Then let's go- 79 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:19,810 Boy, it was sure nice of .Mr. Krabs to give me a job 80 00:03:19,810 --> 00:03:22,170 .And at $50 an hour, too- 81 00:03:22,170 --> 00:03:23,810 When I started working here, I had 82 00:03:23,810 --> 00:03:26,290 .to pay Mr. Krabs $100 an hour 83 00:03:26,290 --> 00:03:27,440 .Hey, Squidward 84 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:28,990 ?Guess who just got a job 85 00:03:28,990 --> 00:03:30,230 ?Guess who just quit- 86 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:34,890 ?Do I get my award yet- 87 00:03:34,890 --> 00:03:36,320 You have to work- ?for it, remember 88 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:37,020 .Tartar sauce- 89 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,100 .Pick up order- 90 00:03:47,100 --> 00:03:49,310 ?Do I get my award now- 91 00:03:49,310 --> 00:03:50,010 .No- 92 00:03:50,010 --> 00:03:52,300 You have to take the .tray to the customer 93 00:03:55,240 --> 00:03:56,510 [BURP] 94 00:03:57,210 --> 00:03:58,310 .Almost 95 00:03:58,310 --> 00:03:59,200 .Try again 96 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,560 And this time, make sure .the food gets to the table 97 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:05,700 ?Like that- 98 00:04:05,700 --> 00:04:06,410 .Nope- 99 00:04:06,410 --> 00:04:08,520 !Barnacles- 100 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:10,650 .Let's try something different- 101 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,630 All you have to do .is answer the phone 102 00:04:12,630 --> 00:04:13,710 .Aye-aye, captain- 103 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:19,450 MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab 104 00:04:19,450 --> 00:04:20,760 .No, this is Patrick- 105 00:04:24,210 --> 00:04:25,760 MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab 106 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,510 .No, this is Patrick- 107 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:34,690 MAN ON PHONE: Is ?this the Krusty Krab 108 00:04:34,690 --> 00:04:35,450 !No- 109 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:38,620 !This is Patrick 110 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:41,100 .I am not a Krusty Krab 111 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:44,810 Patrick, that's the- .name of the restaurant 112 00:04:44,810 --> 00:04:46,680 !Fish paste- 113 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,710 It looks a little dusty- .around table three 114 00:04:48,710 --> 00:04:50,380 ?How about if you sweep it out 115 00:04:50,380 --> 00:04:51,430 ?What's the point- 116 00:04:51,430 --> 00:04:53,560 .I can't do anything right 117 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,400 .You'll do fine- 118 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:01,890 .Hey, pal- 119 00:05:01,890 --> 00:05:04,210 You just blow in ?from stupid town 120 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:06,180 .Keep trying, Patrick- 121 00:05:06,180 --> 00:05:08,550 I got a load of awards- .for SpongeBob SquarePants 122 00:05:12,210 --> 00:05:15,160 ?Why can't I do anything right- 123 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:15,930 !Gah 124 00:05:15,930 --> 00:05:16,630 !Gah 125 00:05:23,260 --> 00:05:23,960 .Kitchen- 126 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,710 I'm never gonna- .get an award now 127 00:05:29,710 --> 00:05:30,800 .Don't give up, Patrick- 128 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:33,180 This time I've got .something I know you can do 129 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,630 .We're gonna open a jar 130 00:05:35,630 --> 00:05:36,450 .Easy 131 00:05:36,450 --> 00:05:37,530 .Now you try 132 00:05:37,530 --> 00:05:40,190 .First, get a jar 133 00:05:40,190 --> 00:05:41,590 .Patrick, that's a pickle 134 00:05:41,590 --> 00:05:42,550 .Yes- 135 00:05:42,550 --> 00:05:44,910 .You need a jar- 136 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,140 .No 137 00:05:46,140 --> 00:05:47,980 .No 138 00:05:47,980 --> 00:05:48,940 .No 139 00:05:48,940 --> 00:05:50,350 .Try this 140 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:54,120 .Now, take the lid off the jar 141 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:55,250 .Just relax 142 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:56,760 .Lift your hand 143 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:57,460 .Great 144 00:05:57,460 --> 00:05:58,750 .We're almost there 145 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,930 .Now put it on the lid 146 00:06:00,930 --> 00:06:02,530 .No, the lid 147 00:06:02,530 --> 00:06:03,780 .The lid 148 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,010 .The lid 149 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:06,040 .The lid 150 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:06,780 .The lid 151 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,160 --The lid-- the lid --the lid-- lid 152 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:12,000 !lid-- lid-- lid-- lid-- freeze 153 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:13,200 .Almost there 154 00:06:13,200 --> 00:06:15,680 .Now head for the lid 155 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:16,910 .Cold 156 00:06:16,910 --> 00:06:18,160 .Warmer 157 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:19,000 .Warmer 158 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:19,560 !Warmer 159 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:20,250 !You're hot 160 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,790 !You're on fire 161 00:06:21,790 --> 00:06:23,160 !Ow, it burns- 162 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:23,860 .OK, OK- 163 00:06:23,860 --> 00:06:24,560 .Wait, wait 164 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:27,800 .Do exactly as I do 165 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:32,150 .Exactly as I do 166 00:06:32,150 --> 00:06:37,320 --Exactly-- exactly-- exactly 167 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:42,290 .Exactly as you do- 168 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:44,770 !Oh no, I broke it 169 00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,050 !No, no, Patrick- 170 00:06:46,050 --> 00:06:46,750 !You did it 171 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:48,240 ?I did- 172 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:49,730 [CHEERING] 173 00:06:52,210 --> 00:06:53,690 !Touchdown 174 00:06:53,690 --> 00:06:56,170 !I'm jar master 175 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:57,470 !That was great, Patrick- 176 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:59,250 .You really got the hang of it 177 00:06:59,250 --> 00:06:59,950 .Yeah- 178 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:04,900 Remember when I had my hand ?up and I put it on the lid 179 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:05,920 .Oh, yeah- 180 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,190 .And then I took the lid off- 181 00:07:08,190 --> 00:07:09,580 !And I thought I broke it 182 00:07:09,580 --> 00:07:10,280 !Ha- 183 00:07:10,280 --> 00:07:11,390 .Yeah 184 00:07:11,390 --> 00:07:13,330 !But I didn't- 185 00:07:13,330 --> 00:07:15,510 .I opened the jar with my hand 186 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:18,400 And it was all because you .showed me how to do it 187 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,200 .I'm never gonna forget this 188 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,130 Patrick, you do- ,exactly what I do 189 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,060 and you'll have an .award in no time 190 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,120 [ROOSTER CROWING] 191 00:07:30,820 --> 00:07:31,750 .I'm ready 192 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:32,740 .I'm ready 193 00:07:32,740 --> 00:07:33,960 .I'm ready 194 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:34,910 .I'm ready 195 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:37,180 .Good morning, SpongeBob- 196 00:07:37,180 --> 00:07:37,950 .Wow- 197 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:40,090 It's amazing how a simple change of clothes 198 00:07:40,090 --> 00:07:43,440 can make a guy .look-- just like me 199 00:07:43,440 --> 00:07:44,140 !Yup- 200 00:07:44,140 --> 00:07:49,100 ,If I'm gonna be an award-winner .I've gotta dress like one 201 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:50,820 .That's creepy- 202 00:07:50,820 --> 00:07:52,140 !But flattering 203 00:07:52,140 --> 00:07:52,840 !I'm ready- 204 00:07:52,840 --> 00:07:53,950 !I'm ready 205 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:54,780 !I'm ready 206 00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,210 !I'm ready- 207 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:57,170 !I'm ready 208 00:07:57,170 --> 00:07:58,600 !I'm ready 209 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,040 !I'm ready 210 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:00,990 !I'm ready 211 00:08:00,990 --> 00:08:03,380 ?Huh- 212 00:08:03,380 --> 00:08:06,160 .Well, back to the old grind 213 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:09,610 .Well, back to the old grind- 214 00:08:09,610 --> 00:08:11,590 .Forgot my hat- 215 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:12,460 .Uh-- me too- 216 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,100 !Whoa- 217 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:27,990 !Whoa- 218 00:08:27,990 --> 00:08:41,560 But 219 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:43,370 .Dropped my spatula- 220 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,970 .Uh-- me too- 221 00:08:58,070 --> 00:09:00,600 !Ow 222 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:01,530 !Aha- 223 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:04,250 !You're copying me 224 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:04,950 .Yes- 225 00:09:04,950 --> 00:09:06,290 ?Why are you doing that- 226 00:09:06,290 --> 00:09:08,370 So I can win an- .award, like you 227 00:09:08,370 --> 00:09:09,140 .Well, it's annoying- 228 00:09:09,140 --> 00:09:10,090 !So stop it 229 00:09:10,090 --> 00:09:11,020 .Stop it- 230 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,860 .Say, you're good- 231 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:17,590 .Thanks- 232 00:09:17,590 --> 00:09:18,290 !Ha- 233 00:09:18,290 --> 00:09:18,980 Ha- 234 00:09:18,980 --> 00:09:19,680 .Darn- 235 00:09:19,680 --> 00:09:21,810 .Darn- 236 00:09:21,810 --> 00:09:26,780 Mary had a little- lamb, whose fleece 237 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:30,010 --was white as !pickled fish lips 238 00:09:32,630 --> 00:09:34,910 .Seaweevil 239 00:09:34,910 --> 00:09:37,790 .Yorgie shmorgies 240 00:09:37,790 --> 00:09:40,780 SPONGEBOB (VOICEOVER): At .least I'm safe inside my mind 241 00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:43,620 PATRICK (VOICEOVER): At least .I'm safe inside my mind 242 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:44,310 !Ahh- 243 00:09:47,650 --> 00:09:49,710 !Stop copying me- 244 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:52,090 !There's the award for that- 245 00:09:52,090 --> 00:09:55,960 Well, I guess it's- .safe to go in now 246 00:09:55,960 --> 00:09:59,000 Patrick, how long are- ?you gonna keep this up 247 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,950 Until I have as- !many awards as you 248 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:03,930 !We'll see about that- 249 00:10:03,930 --> 00:10:06,920 !No we won't- 250 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:10,400 I'm the jump rope- !champion of Bikini Bottom 251 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,380 !Me too- 252 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,880 ?Oh yeah- 253 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:17,090 I call this one !the slice and dice 254 00:10:17,090 --> 00:10:17,790 !Ha 255 00:10:17,790 --> 00:10:21,860 !Not a scratch on me Wha 256 00:10:21,860 --> 00:10:24,170 !Oh, no you don't- 257 00:10:24,170 --> 00:10:24,870 !Ugh 258 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:32,120 Not much fun being- ?me now, huh, Patrick 259 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,010 ?Are you kidding- 260 00:10:34,010 --> 00:10:39,430 I used to do this way before !I started copying you 261 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:40,130 !Whee 262 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:50,630 !My turn 263 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,680 I wish I had the- .old Patrick back 264 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,170 .But he just wants to be like me 265 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:05,250 .Hi, I'm Patrick Star- 266 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:09,360 I'm the laziest, pinkest ,starfish in Bikini Bottom 267 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,540 ,and I wish I were me .and not SpongeBob 268 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:17,760 What's so great about- ?being a big pink loser 269 00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,300 .Exactly 270 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,680 I was never closer to an award than the minute 271 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:25,150 .I started copying you 272 00:11:25,150 --> 00:11:25,890 --But Patrick- 273 00:11:25,890 --> 00:11:27,330 !Patrick's not here- 274 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:30,460 !Trophy delivery- 275 00:11:30,460 --> 00:11:32,280 ?Another trophy- 276 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:34,090 !Oh, great- 277 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:36,690 ?What's it for this time 278 00:11:36,690 --> 00:11:39,280 For doing absolutely- nothing longer than 279 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,210 !anyone else-- Patrick 280 00:11:41,210 --> 00:11:43,330 !This trophy's for you 281 00:11:43,330 --> 00:11:44,020 !Yay- 282 00:11:49,690 --> 00:11:51,320 ?So, what are you gonna do now- 283 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,590 !I'm gonna go protect my title- 284 00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:59,190 NARRATOR: So you thought ?I was kidding, huh 285 00:11:59,190 --> 00:12:04,170 No, in Bikini Bottom, excellence .can be found even under a rock 286 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:19,240 NARRATOR: Every day is ,a holiday for SpongeBob 287 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:22,300 .even if he has to make one up 288 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,800 Hey, everybody, it's- !Leif Erikson Day 289 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,190 !Hinga dinga durgen 290 00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,330 .Ahoy, Patrick 291 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,680 !It's Leif Erikson Day 292 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:35,980 .There's a note 293 00:12:35,980 --> 00:12:40,290 ,PATRICK (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob .went to get more giant paper 294 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:42,040 .Uh-- Patrick 295 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,110 !PS-- happy Leif Erikson Day 296 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:47,700 !Yerger hernder dernger 297 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,590 .Aw- 298 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:50,200 .So much for that 299 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,260 !Maybe Sandy will play with me 300 00:12:53,260 --> 00:12:54,460 .Another note 301 00:12:54,460 --> 00:12:57,350 ,SANDY (VOICEOVER): SpongeBob .went south for the winter 302 00:12:57,350 --> 00:12:58,560 .Love, Sandy 303 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,360 .I don't get it- 304 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:00,250 .The water's fine 305 00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:04,320 !Hey, Squidward 306 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,040 ?Wanna play 307 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:05,910 .SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): No 308 00:13:05,910 --> 00:13:07,960 ?Are you sure- 309 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,390 .SQUIDWARD (VOICEOVER): Yes 310 00:13:09,390 --> 00:13:10,090 .Darn- 311 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,660 I wish I had a .buddy to play with 312 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:13,600 .I know 313 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:15,360 .I'll make one 314 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:17,870 !Stuck buddy 315 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:20,080 .Nah 316 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,420 !Rock buddy 317 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:23,880 .Nope 318 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,390 !Sink buddy 319 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,830 .Almost 320 00:13:27,830 --> 00:13:28,830 .I've got it 321 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,140 !This-- is-- great 322 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:47,790 I can't wait for you to meet .Squidward and Mr. Krabs 323 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:48,740 .Don't be shy 324 00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,710 !Come on 325 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:55,080 --Please, come again- .when I'm not working 326 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:55,780 .Next 327 00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:56,970 .Hi, Squidward- 328 00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:59,550 How am I supposed- to enjoy your day off 329 00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:01,540 ?if you come to work anyway 330 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:04,560 I want you to meet my- .new friend, Bubble Buddy 331 00:14:04,560 --> 00:14:07,220 ?This bubble is your friend- 332 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:08,410 !Haha 333 00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,320 ,Well, he's handsome .I'll give him that 334 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:12,290 !Ha 335 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:13,500 ?What'll it be 336 00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:15,060 .Oh, I'm not hungry- 337 00:14:15,060 --> 00:14:16,650 .Well, thanks for stopping by- 338 00:14:16,650 --> 00:14:17,350 !Wait- 339 00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,610 You haven't taken Bubble .Buddy's order yet 340 00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,880 ?Why would I do that- 341 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,080 .He's hungry- 342 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:23,970 .He's an inanimate object- 343 00:14:23,970 --> 00:14:25,570 .his money's no good here 344 00:14:25,570 --> 00:14:27,500 ,What are you saying- ?Mr. Squidward 345 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,860 .Everyone's money is good here 346 00:14:30,860 --> 00:14:33,590 ,At the Krusty Krab .we serves all kinds 347 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,180 I'm not taking an- .order for a bubble 348 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,080 !Sure you are- 349 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:40,260 Or I'll fill your life .with misery and woe 350 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,810 .Even if you quit 351 00:14:42,810 --> 00:14:44,510 ?May I take your order- 352 00:14:44,510 --> 00:14:45,880 .Wait, Bubble Buddy- 353 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,340 .Let me decide for you 354 00:14:47,340 --> 00:14:48,040 .Hm 355 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:49,100 .Krabby Patty 356 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:50,400 .Double Patty Patty 357 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:51,670 .Krabby Junior Junior 358 00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:52,820 .Jumble Small Patty 359 00:14:52,820 --> 00:14:54,490 .Junior Senior Sophomore Patty 360 00:14:54,490 --> 00:14:56,500 .Quarter Ouncer Double Pounder 361 00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:58,570 !Ooh, it's all so good 362 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,320 He'll just have .one of everything 363 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,320 ?One of everything- 364 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:03,540 !Whoopee 365 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,830 [BUZZING] 366 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,680 !I love Bubble Buddy 367 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,580 Squidward, show our best .customer to his table 368 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:15,510 .Bubble Buddy's thirsty- 369 00:15:15,510 --> 00:15:18,600 How about a glass of- .our finest shampoo 370 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,360 !Ha 371 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:20,910 !Ha ha 372 00:15:20,910 --> 00:15:22,090 .Sounds great- 373 00:15:22,090 --> 00:15:22,790 .Oh- 374 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:29,550 Here's your hair .care product, sir 375 00:15:29,550 --> 00:15:31,650 Uh, Bubble Buddy- .likes bendy straws 376 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:36,860 ?Huh 377 00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:37,560 ?What's that 378 00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,380 Bubble Buddy says .it tastes funny 379 00:15:39,380 --> 00:15:40,250 ?What do you think 380 00:15:40,250 --> 00:15:40,950 !Mr. Krabs- 381 00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,350 .Think of the customer- 382 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,170 .Oh, silly me- 383 00:15:50,170 --> 00:15:53,870 .I got the diet shampoo 384 00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,440 .Here we go 385 00:15:55,440 --> 00:16:00,480 One of everything .for Bubble Buddy 386 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:02,550 !Oh, no, Squidward, wait- 387 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,640 !There's cheese on these patties 388 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,190 ?And- 389 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:08,280 Bubble Buddy's- .lactose intolerant 390 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,760 .He can't eat cheese 391 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,220 ?What should we do 392 00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:13,220 !We- 393 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:15,460 How about you take --these patties and sho 394 00:16:15,460 --> 00:16:16,290 !MR. KRABS: Mr. Squidward 395 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,640 .Don't worry, Bubble Buddy- 396 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,910 Squidward will .make a fresh batch 397 00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:28,860 ?What- 398 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:30,890 ?Is he allergic to bread, too 399 00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:33,210 Actually, he doesn't- .like the crust 400 00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:35,720 And Squidward, the ketchup .should be under the patty 401 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,080 And Squidward, the pickles .should be on the left side 402 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,920 And Squidward, you --should-- and Squidward 403 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,140 --and Squidward-- and Squidward 404 00:16:42,140 --> 00:16:42,840 !Here- 405 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:43,860 .One of everything 406 00:16:43,860 --> 00:16:45,830 ,No cheese, no crust ,pickles to the left 407 00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:48,330 ,four squirts of ketchup ,wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce 408 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:51,610 and farm-raised !tomatoes, carnival style 409 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,480 And, if there's anything else I can 410 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:57,400 !do, please, hesitate to ask 411 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,870 !That was delicious- 412 00:16:58,870 --> 00:17:01,040 .Money's on the table, Mr. Krabs 413 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,010 !So long, boys- 414 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:04,900 ,You see, Squidward the restaurant 415 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,740 .game is all about service 416 00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,610 .The customer is always right 417 00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,780 Remember that, lad, and you'll .be as successful as me one day 418 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,490 .Oh, you're right, Mr. Krabs- 419 00:17:14,490 --> 00:17:16,720 .I learned my lesson 420 00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:20,760 And by the way, Bubble .Buddy picked up the tab 421 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:21,970 ?What's this- 422 00:17:21,970 --> 00:17:24,750 !Bubble money- 423 00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:26,720 .At least they left a tip 424 00:17:32,150 --> 00:17:34,190 .Here we are, Bubble Buddy- 425 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:34,940 .Goo Lagoon 426 00:17:34,940 --> 00:17:37,630 There are lots of .ways to have fun here 427 00:17:37,630 --> 00:17:39,770 !Dudes, bury me- 428 00:17:39,770 --> 00:17:42,120 ?See what I mean- 429 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:43,780 .All done 430 00:17:43,780 --> 00:17:45,060 !All right- 431 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:48,870 Bubble Buddy, you dig him out- .while I get some cotton candy 432 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,460 .Don't just stand there, dude- 433 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:51,160 .The tide's coming in 434 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:51,860 !Ha ha 435 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,040 ?Dude 436 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,300 .My friend's in there- 437 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:04,000 .Congratulations- 438 00:18:07,390 --> 00:18:08,370 !Woo- 439 00:18:08,370 --> 00:18:09,440 !Shake it 440 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,140 !Woo 441 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,750 !Shake it, yeah 442 00:18:11,750 --> 00:18:14,210 !Shake that bubble butt 443 00:18:14,210 --> 00:18:16,180 !Yeah 444 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:18,150 [MUMBLING] 445 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:26,880 !Oh, oh- 446 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:30,230 It's the world famous .surf bum, Grubby Grouper 447 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:32,030 .Later, Groupies- 448 00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:35,090 Grubby's gotta go catch .some gnarly pounders 449 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:37,720 !Awoo 450 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,780 !Oh- 451 00:18:38,780 --> 00:18:41,220 I'll never wash .this flipper again 452 00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,080 .Hey, Pearl- 453 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,450 .Shake hands with Bubble Buddy 454 00:18:44,450 --> 00:18:45,140 --Wha- 455 00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,920 [SOBBING] 456 00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:56,010 .It's his first time on his own- 457 00:18:56,010 --> 00:18:59,370 .Once again, congratulations- 458 00:18:59,370 --> 00:19:01,140 .Popcorn, peanuts- 459 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,230 .Ice cold drinks- 460 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,550 !Two hours is long enough- 461 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,460 !That's it 462 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:10,640 .Hey, Bubble Buddy- 463 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:11,340 .You're finished 464 00:19:15,990 --> 00:19:19,430 He kept us waiting- ?for a bubble 465 00:19:19,430 --> 00:19:20,600 .That's nothing- 466 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:22,080 !He called us fat 467 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:29,000 !He washed my flipper- 468 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,570 !He owes me money- 469 00:19:30,570 --> 00:19:33,830 He made me provide- !excellent service 470 00:19:33,830 --> 00:19:36,620 Dudes, he made me- .experience high tide 471 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,320 !Ha ha 472 00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,250 He poisoned our water- ,supply, burned our crops 473 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,960 and delivered a plague !onto our houses 474 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,500 ?He did- 475 00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:50,540 .No- 476 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,540 But are we just gonna ?wait around until he does 477 00:19:54,540 --> 00:19:57,640 !I say we tip something over- 478 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,340 !Yeah- 479 00:20:01,530 --> 00:20:03,540 !Hey- 480 00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:05,200 ?Now what- 481 00:20:05,200 --> 00:20:08,670 !Get the lifeguard- 482 00:20:08,670 --> 00:20:09,670 !Wait- 483 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,520 Don't waste this .senseless violence on him 484 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,830 It's that stupid bubble of SpongeBob's 485 00:20:14,830 --> 00:20:16,410 .that's causing all the problems 486 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:18,230 ?Who's with me 487 00:20:18,230 --> 00:20:20,660 !Pop the bubble- 488 00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,600 [SHOUTING] 489 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:27,540 .Hey, everyone- 490 00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,460 Have you met my ?friend, Bubble Buddy 491 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,450 .Yes- 492 00:20:32,450 --> 00:20:37,170 Hey, is, uh-- one of- ?those sewing circles 493 00:20:37,170 --> 00:20:38,980 .No- 494 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:41,450 Would you mind not getting- ?so close with those pins 495 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:43,130 Pointy objects make Bubble .Buddy uncomfortable 496 00:20:43,130 --> 00:20:45,720 SpongeBob, that- .bubble's gotta go 497 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:46,420 .Oh, no- 498 00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:47,580 .He already took care of that 499 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,630 .But thanks for your concern 500 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:54,420 !Ahh- 501 00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:55,120 ?Why 502 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,410 You and that bubble have- !been nothing but trouble 503 00:20:57,410 --> 00:20:58,970 .It's time to end it 504 00:20:58,970 --> 00:20:59,780 !No- 505 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:03,130 !I won't let you 506 00:21:03,130 --> 00:21:05,090 !Here we go 507 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:08,030 !You'll never catch us now 508 00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,010 !Never 509 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:09,990 !Ha ha 510 00:21:09,990 --> 00:21:11,950 !Never 511 00:21:11,950 --> 00:21:15,170 .Ne-- ver 512 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:18,540 Enough seahorsing- .around, SpongeBob 513 00:21:18,540 --> 00:21:20,550 !Give us that bubble 514 00:21:20,550 --> 00:21:21,550 !Pop the bubble- 515 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:24,030 !Pop the bubble 516 00:21:24,030 --> 00:21:25,350 !Pop the bubble 517 00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,050 !No- 518 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:26,750 !You can't 519 00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:30,190 --He's not just a bubble !he's a Bubble Buddy 520 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:32,740 .He's my friend and I love him 521 00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:35,130 Haven't you ever had ?a very special friend 522 00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,300 .Nickel Buddy- 523 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,760 .I'll never spend you 524 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:43,760 .Funny Muffler- 525 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:45,350 .Jerky Pal- 526 00:21:45,350 --> 00:21:47,230 .Booboo Keys- 527 00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,830 .Snake Eyes- 528 00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:51,630 !We love you- 529 00:21:51,630 --> 00:21:54,830 ?So, what do you say- 530 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,280 !Pop the bubble- 531 00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,240 !Pop the bubble 532 00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,690 !Pop the bubble 533 00:21:58,690 --> 00:22:01,110 !Pop the bubble 534 00:22:01,110 --> 00:22:03,040 !Pop the bubble 535 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:04,380 !Pop the bubble 536 00:22:04,380 --> 00:22:05,770 Let's get this over- with so I can go home 537 00:22:05,770 --> 00:22:07,650 !and play my clarinet 538 00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:08,350 --Nooo- 539 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:11,740 --ooo 540 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,100 --ooo 541 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:22,230 !Whoa- 542 00:22:22,230 --> 00:22:24,000 [GASPS] 543 00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,320 ?Hey, don't I get a say in this 544 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,860 .I'll see you later, SpongeBob 545 00:22:30,860 --> 00:22:33,580 Things are getting a .little weird around here 546 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:37,630 .So long- 547 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,750 !Happy Leif Erikson Day- 548 00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:43,820 .He's alive- 549 00:22:43,820 --> 00:22:44,610 .Of course- 550 00:22:44,610 --> 00:22:47,620 Otherwise he couldn't .tell such funny jokes 551 00:22:47,620 --> 00:22:49,490 !Ha 552 00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:51,200 [MUMBLING] 553 00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:51,900 .OK by me- 554 00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:52,790 .I'm done 555 00:22:52,790 --> 00:22:56,750 Seems like only this- .morning I held his bottle 556 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:58,400 .They blow up so fast 557 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:08,110 ?Uh-- hi- 558 00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:11,070 [THEME MUSIC PLAYING]